for a while i was wondering where the fuck i have been...
i was actually in netherlands.
i am still in netherlands.
but
recently i was travelling in london and i learnt something!
you pronounce 'fifty-three' as 'fifty-free'.
yes repeat: 'fifty FREE'.
so it goes like this: fifty- four, fifty five, fifty fix, fifty feven, fifty feight, fifty fine...
amazingly, this is taught not by charmaine boh, my only london friend, but by a icelander.
anyways. you take bus fiftyfree from oxford to kings cross.. i fink..
in london, you will find this:

bacon bigger then bread,

elephant bigger than the head of man,

beer bottle bigger than the barrel...
gherkin bigger than skyscraper,
hats so big you can pack ur lunch and dinner in it...
and alot more bignesses...
amazing place.