goodbye ho chi minh..

Mr Lim aka 56k:

today we did the first worthwhile thing since our arrival in this motortown. cu chi tunnels! if nothing else, crawling around was shiok. nd i have to say that for an asian guy, i found the hole surprisingly tight to get through. the reason? my awesome hips. those power packed hips of pure muscle. had to angle my body down to make use of the diagonal width of the rectangular hole to get through. sen. still-burning-thighs lim and bing then decided to spend an eventless afternoon in our bunk dreaming of the next things to come on our trip. oh... and for those going to visit the tunnels? its best to go on a mega diet like right now. but actually come to think of it, there was this ang moh tai tai who made it through..i call her tai tai becos of her participation despite apparent disinterest in the tunnels, as well as her wearing of white 3/4 pants to visit cu chi tunnels. oh and i suppose mr bing will say more about the siao on thor-lookalike norwegian models.

Bing:
point is: you have to travel light, wearlight, wear to get dirty, wear dri-fit, avoid pants that fluant panty lines. Reason: as i was in the dimly lit tunnel, my sub-objective is to avoid bumping into the flamboyant butts of the the tai tai while half wondering if she is going to fart like lim.
as to the four supposed norwegians, i have no comments...

lim:
you mean like a domments? i suppose its ok to share what was peeled from your brain. this is prob quite out of point, but its just that they seemed bent on breaking into the aian modelling market. posing and dosing with every opportunity ( i have nothing against them, just an observation)(think running into bomb craters and pretendin to climb out and posing for shot with a HUGO look-or is it magnum??) and shooting the guns and dooting with buns..

Bing:
yesterday, lim was inspired by 2-fulls. today, he is sour about the lower 2-fulls.

lim:
i wonder is it that blogs seem to be quite often illed with bitching. but i guess its becos we're just hanging around waiting or morning to come so we can get out of this town. and i'd like to apologise in advance if anyone thinks i am screwing up mr bing's mind.

Bing:
for clarifications, 'screwing up' means phrases like 'no comments like a domment', 'melting like a delting'... imprecise speech indirectly leads to madness.. im sure Mr Tay went through torturous sessions of doctrination like a boctrination....

lim:
wait .. wait... i think credit has to be gien where it is due. since lonely planet seems to have left this part out of its publications... the popular and current rhymology is actually a variant of the original. for those who can be bothered to rea history, it atually started with "sleepy as a bleepy". so it was a replacement of the first letter of the 2nd word with a B. however, yew guevara one day decided to change it to sleepy as a dippy.. and after a long discussion and battles in TJHA, the "D"prevailed.

Bing:
whatever. good night.

lim:
like a ?

yew:
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